- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Lets Go Lakers!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.