Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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