Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Poop.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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