There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

you give like i give lomain

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A fat guy!

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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