- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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