Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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i just wrote this so hard

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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