Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

ure mama's so fat

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

binladin walks into the american seals

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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