- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Christ is a conspiracy

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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