- Anti Joke

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.