Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

So a jew walks into a bar!

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Women drivers...

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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