A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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No!

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