So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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