What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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