A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What is my name? I dont know

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João Duarte reads this.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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kk

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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