- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what looks like a banana? a penis

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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