Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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