What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Anti Joke

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