- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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