- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

an emo girl walked into a white room

ecks! why zee?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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