- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

vote this down and i will DOX you

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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