- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

It's all Taggart

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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