- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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