- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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