- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Your so gay, that you like men!

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