Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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The FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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