- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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