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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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