Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Kevin and Ramin

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Who invented apple? God

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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