Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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