What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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seek beauty

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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I'm Polish.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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