What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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