What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Knock knock Come in

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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