How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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