- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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