- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

So one time there was this woman learning...

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

whats brown and booky a book.

One, two, three, four and five

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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