- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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