A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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