Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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hey hey apple

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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women's rights.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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