Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Your mom.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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