What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Caroline Kelly.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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your mum

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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