Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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