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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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