A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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