An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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