What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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You sick fiend

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A bar walks into a man

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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