- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A blonde dies Lololol

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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