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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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