- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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