- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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