- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

why girl die cancer

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Poker face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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