- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Continents are large islands.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Obama

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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