what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why wont me daughter eat my feces

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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