- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

your so fat. your fat!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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