what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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