Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

whats gay and american? a gay american

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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