Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Tim likes girls

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matt is fat

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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