whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Fat people

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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