- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

I hate blackniggers

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

class is canceled. My professor died.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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