- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

your face

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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