If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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I'm rick james bitch

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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people magazine

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Your mother just died.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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