Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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su algato es en fuego

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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mental kid

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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