Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Sir, your wife is dead

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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