- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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