A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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penis. nuff said.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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