- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Gordon Brown smiles.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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