what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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