Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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belly button

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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