- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Neil is a reterd.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

You're a big fat monkey.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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