- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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