What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Okay.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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