how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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