- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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